Favoritos (0) Desejados (0) Trocam (0) Avaliaram (1) Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there stands the faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever seen. Living in this ancient faggy castle is none other than the well-renowned vampire, Dargoth Van Gloomfang.4/5(1). "The Faggiest Vampire is a special book, showcasing an author at the height of his storytelling power This is the type of book that anyone with even the slightest creative hankering dreams of creating." - The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction "Mellick's imagination is boundless, and his writing truly shows this/5(54). The Faggiest Vampire A bizarro children’s book about two vampire rivals competing in a mustache contest to determine which one is the faggiest. Cute and relevant. The Ultra Fuckers A landscaper and a trio of Japanese punks find themselves stranded in a suburban gated community that seems to go on forever. Nightmarish and absurd. Adolf in Wonderland.
The Faggiest Vampire|Carlton Mellick III, Meine Jugend|Hans Hans Marchwitza Marchwitza, Lectures on Agricultural Law, Including an Examination of the Ground Game Act, , and the Agricultural Holdings (Scotland) Act, , With Digest of Cases, Notes, C.: []|Robert Hislop, English Grammar Workbook For Dummies|Geraldine Woods. Buy The Faggiest Vampire by Mellick III, Carlton (ISBN: ) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders. Clear rating. 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars. Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes. by. Carlton Mellick III (Goodreads Author) avg rating — ratings — published — 4 editions. Want to Read.
If you've read Carlton Mellick III's other books, you probably would not Here it would be synonymous with "coolest" or some other complimentary term. It is the story of a vampire named Dargoth Van Gloomfang, who is preparing to defend his title as The Faggiest Vampire by winning Broodsarrow's annual mustache competition and must face a challenge from the upstart vampire Baron Van Ravengraves. The Faggiest Vampire. by Carlton Mellick III | . out of 5 stars by Carlton III Mellick | . out of 5 stars Paperback. $ Carlton Mellick III is an American author currently residing in Portland, Oregon. He is best known as one of the leading authors in the Bizarro movement in underground literature. Mellick's work has been described as a combination of trashy schlock sci-fi/horror and postmodern literary art. His novels explore surreal versions of earth in contemporary society and imagined futures, commonly focusing on social absurdities and satire.
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